9 times restaurants had absolutely no chill

MCDONALD’S IS NO longer the sole home of the super size meal.

More and more restaurants are adopting the “more is more” approach, so we’re asking: Guys. Please retain your chill.

Just a casual half a cow on your plate there

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A portion of chips so big, you have to eat them out of a Tonka truck

Source: Twitter/@WeWantPlates

This colossal ‘Sunday roast’ burger

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KFC’s ‘chizza’

That’s a pizza, but with a fried chicken breast for a crust. *puts head in hands*

And Mizzoni’s Mega Wheel pizza

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You thought the 20-inch Wagon Wheel was something? Try the 26-inch Mega Wheel, which is only available in certain outlets. For good reason.

This ‘mega spice box’

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Or ‘munchy box’ as its known in Scotland.

This humongous breakfast bagel a New York baseball team is selling its fans

Obscene.

These chips that are really just full potatoes

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And this fry up from Tony’s Bistro in Cork

Source: Facebook/Tony's Bistro

*fans self*

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